Title | Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening |
Developer(s) | Donkulosis Labs |
Publisher(s) | Donkulosis Labs |
Genre | PC > Action, Indie |
Release Date | Jun 21, 2022 |
Size | 161.95 MB |
Get it on | Steam Games |
Report | Report Game |
In the land of Blundershire, there lived a fearless captain named Diarrhea. He was known for his bravery, wit, and unfortunate digestive issues. But despite his condition, he was still the most beloved captain in all the land.
The Journey Begins
One day, a mysterious game called “The Shartening” appeared in Blundershire. It promised great riches and glory to whoever could conquer its challenges. Captain Diarrhea, being the adventurous and daring fellow that he was, accepted the challenge without hesitation.
He gathered his trusty crew, consisting of his loyal first mate, Scurvy Pete, and the sharpshooter, Ginger Jones. And so, their journey to the Shartening game began.
The Rules of the Game
As they approached the game’s entrance, a giant sign read:
Enter at your own risk. The Shartening game will test your courage, strength, and most importantly, your bowel control.
The rules were simple: complete a series of physically demanding challenges while battling the urge to shart. The first crew to reach the end would be declared the winner and claim the grand prize.
Captain Diarrhea and his crew were up for the challenge. They bravely entered the game, ready to face whatever obstacles came their way.
The First Challenge
The first challenge was a race through a maze filled with farting traps and slippery floors. Captain Diarrhea’s team quickly figured out that the key to success was to hold in their sharts as they navigated through the maze.
But unfortunately for Captain Diarrhea, holding in his sharts was proving to be quite difficult. As he ran through the maze, he let out a loud toot, alerting the other teams of their location.
As they reached the end of the maze, Captain Diarrhea’s crew was greeted with a barrage of eggs, flour, and other disgusting items thrown by their competitors. But despite the setback, they continued on to the next challenge.
The Final Showdown
The last challenge was a battle against the evil boss, Lord Farty Pants. He was known for his deadly sharts that could knock out an entire army. The key to defeating him was to use their own sharts against him.
Captain Diarrhea and his crew summoned all their strength and let out their most powerful sharts, creating a massive cloud of gas that surrounded Lord Farty Pants. In the end, they emerged victorious, claiming the grand prize and the title of Shartening champions.
Celebration and Lessons Learned
The people of Blundershire cheered as Captain Diarrhea and his crew made their way back to the village. They celebrated with a feast fit for a king, complete with beans and cabbage soup as a tribute to their victorious sharts.
Captain Diarrhea learned a valuable lesson that day – sometimes, embracing your weaknesses and using them to your advantage can lead to unexpected success. And so, he continued to proudly wear the title of Captain Diarrhea, knowing that his unique abilities were what made him a true hero.
So remember, my dear readers, never be ashamed of the things that make you different. Embrace them, and who knows, you may just shart your way to victory too.
The End
System Requirements
Minimum:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8400
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 6200
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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- Right-click the downloaded zip file and select "Extract to Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening folder". Ensure you have WinRAR or 7-Zip installed.
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as an administrator.
Note: If you encounter missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the extracted files and install any required programs.