|Developer(s)||Green Lava Studios|
|Publisher(s)||Green Lava Studios|
|Release Date||Dec 5, 2016|
|Genre||PC > Casual, Indie, Sexual Content, Simulation|
If you are a fan of dating sims or just looking for a good laugh, then Mr. Massagy is the game for you. Developed by Green Lava Studios, this quirky dating simulator combines humor, satire, and unique gameplay to keep players entertained for hours on end. Let’s take a closer look at what Mr. Massagy has to offer.
Mr. Massagy is a dating simulator in which players take on the role of a single person looking for love. But here’s the twist – all the potential love interests are actually massage parlor clients. Yes, you read that right. In this game, you will go on dates with a variety of eccentric characters, all while trying to balance running your own massage parlor.
The game offers a mix of interaction and decision-making, as players must choose their responses carefully to woo their date. But don’t worry, this is not your typical dating sim. Mr. Massagy is filled with outrageous scenarios and pop culture references that will keep you on your toes and laughing constantly. Oh, and did we mention that the characters are all talking massages? Yeah, it’s definitely something you have to see to believe.
Aside from its unique gameplay, Mr. Massagy offers a ton of features that make the game even more entertaining. One of the most notable features is the ability to use your phone as a controller for the game. This adds an extra level of hilarity as players must physically move their phone to carry out different actions in the game.
The game also has a wide variety of dates to go on, with each one being more absurd than the last. From an alien to a robot and even a piece of toast, there is no shortage of wacky characters to romance. And to add to the fun, the game offers multiple endings based on your choices, giving it great replay value.
Graphics and Sound
The graphics in Mr. Massagy are cartoonish and colorful, adding to the overall lightheartedness of the game. The character designs are creative and well-done, making each date a unique and amusing experience. The soundtrack of the game is also worth mentioning, with catchy and upbeat tunes that match the game’s tone perfectly.
Mr. Massagy may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for those looking for a break from the usual dating sims, it is a refreshing and hilarious option. The game doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s part of its charm. With its off-the-wall humor and creative gameplay, Mr. Massagy is a must-try for anyone looking for a good laugh.
So go ahead and give it a try – who knows, you might just fall in love with one of these quirky talking massages.
“Mr. Massagy is absurd, funny, and a breath of fresh air in the dating sim genre. It’s a game that will make you laugh out loud while also keeping you entertained for hours on end.” – GamingBolt
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10... was Windows 9 a thing?
- Processor: As long as it's not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 150 MB available space
- Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don't need more proctologist stories...
How to Download
- Click on the "Download" button link given above.
- A window with a direct download link will appear.
- Click on the link to start the download process.
- Once the download is complete, locate the downloaded file on your computer.
- Double-click on the file to start the installation process.
- Follow the prompts in the installation wizard to complete the installation.
- Once the installation is complete, you can launch the game by double-clicking on the game icon on your desktop.